Happy Independence Day

Handgun400

Hammer Time Executive member
Happy Independence Day to everyone except for China, Bill and Hillary, Russia, North Korea, Iran, Florida Georgia Line, the people who run the Dominion voting machines, Hunter Biden, CNN, Don Lemon, Fox News, chronic halitosis, jock itch, Elizabeth Warren, Target, that Bud Light dude who dresses like a woman and acts like a 13 year old girl, Axe Body Spray, people who use Axe Body Spray, Dak Prescott, gout, guys who watch "The Bachelorette”, soccer, shingles, people who can’t spell, people who fuss about spelling, Nancy Pelosi, Alyssa Milano, anyone who can't name at least 3 Van Halen songs, people who refer to “the 1900s”, Chris Brown, LeBron James, Kevin Spacey, Harvey Weinstein, celebrities who support the #metoo movement but still give standing ovations to Roman Polanski, Golden Corral, Al Franken, Starbucks, kale, the Dixie Chicks, Michael Moore, Chuck Schumer, Amy Schumer, Macklemore, Maxine Waters, people who still pose like ducks for selfies, Luke Bryan, Satan, anyone who voted for Biden-Harris, ATF, the “+” at the end of the rainbow and OJ.
 
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