Get Steve to put a box at checkout, "These will be used for the 2024 Hammer Critter Explosion Extravaganza" and then the price will only reflect shipping!
A very controlled and meticulous test of pressures that I respect. If you didn't get the hint from the video, "Don't try this at home!" (I would definitely try it at home though, while adhering to their same level of diligence)
I think this joke got lost on old forum version…
A pirate captain walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his dick. The bartender says, “Hey Capt! You got a ship’s wheel on your dick!” The Captain replies, “Aarrrgggh matey! I know, and it’s driving me nuts!”