Umm, Hey @gltaylor!
Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and
they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here ! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'm back to Alabama, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if
they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us".
Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so they don't know we are from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them trousers at $2.39.
I'll back up my pickup and..."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," said Bubba surprised. "How come ya'll know that?"
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaner."
Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation, walking downtown, window shopping, and
they see a sign on a store that reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here ! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'm back to Alabama, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if
they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us".
Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so they don't know we are from Alabama."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Texas drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them trousers at $2.39.
I'll back up my pickup and..."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Alabama, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," said Bubba surprised. "How come ya'll know that?"
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaner."
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for damn sure.
watch all the kids race...