Dad Joke Thread

[Muddyboots]

Son asking his dad: Do you know what a solar eclipse is?




No son.....

 

[Modoc]

Where do you go to learn to make ice cream?


Sunday School

 

[JesseJ]

Where do you go if you get injured playing peekaboo?

I C U

 

[Nicoli7153]

And so it begins!

 

[Mountainman]

And so it begins!

I'm afraid it's gonna get worse before it gets better

 

[Modoc]

Did you hear about the Turkey that got in a fight?



He had the Stuffing knocked out of him.

 

[choprzrul]

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

 

[choprzrul]

Did you hear why the penguin got really low bail? Judge said he was a low flight risk….

 

[Koda]

I got an email last night telling me how to read maps backwards....

It was spam.

 

[Koda]

A man walks into a psychiatrists office wearing nothing but saran wrap.
The psychiatrist takes one look at the man and says "well, I can clearly see your nuts"

 

[cbjr]

I could tell you an airplane joke...

But it would probably just go over your head.

 

[BFD]

Sorry but Forum Rule Number 2.

2: Keep this site G rated. No foul language

 

[Rausch]

What was Michael Jackson’s favorite thing about 27 year olds?

There was 20 of them

 

[BFD]

I like my women like my scotch…21yrs old and all mixed up with coke.

 

[BFD]

I'm afraid it's gonna get worse before it gets better

 

[Farleg]

Gday

The sandwich walks into a bar & orders a drink

The bartender says sorry we don’t serve food here

Cheers

 

[MeatBuck]

I like my women like my scotch…21yrs old and all mixed up with coke.

Please report to the “Uncles joke” thread.

 

[choprzrul]

I can’t stand how chickens talk….they use very fowl language

 

[Koda]

(Christmas version)
What do you call a poor Santa Clause?

St. Nickel-less.

 

[Farleg]

Gday
Got to have a aussie dad joke in here



What does an angry kangaroo do ?

Get hoping mad

Cheers