Dad Joke Thread

[Modoc]

What do you call a lazy Kangaroo???


A Pouch Potato……

I’ll see myself out now.

 

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Sill wondering????

 

[Modoc]

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Sill wondering????

@Farleg , should I have mercy on them?

 

[HARPERC]

@Farleg , should I have mercy on them?

Not @Farleg but I would.

 

[MeatBuck]

@Farleg , should I have mercy on them?

Well maybe if you could do it without being too spicy.

 

[choprzrul]

 

[Modoc]

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Sill wondering????

Spy-A, Spy-B, Spy-C, Spy-D

 

[JesseJ]

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Sill wondering????

You wernt alone.

I’m ashamed I couldn’t see it

 

[Modoc]

You wernt alone.

I’m ashamed I couldn’t see it

And that makes it a good joke!

The groans that people give when they “Get it” are music to the Dads!

 

[Modoc]

 

[KurtisB]

I bought a pet newt yesterday! I named him Tiny because, well, he's my newt.

 

[Modoc]

I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet.

I don’t know why.

 

[choprzrul]

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.

Not sure what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day...

 

[Modoc]

It is only 5 minutes walking from my house to the bar, but it is 45 minutes from the bar to my house.

The difference is staggering.

 

[Modoc]

Which one is faster? Hot or Cold?



Hot, because you can catch a Cold.

 

[Muddyboots]

Saw an ad for a coffin and "thought that's the last thing I need."

 

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[Turtle566]

What do you call a Kangaroo crossed with a sheep?


A woolly Jumper!

 

[Turtle566]

What do you call smarty poo



Hundreds and thousands.

 

[Turtle566]

What do you call a gay lesbian dinosaur?



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