Dad Joke Thread

[Koda]

If math is mathematical, and quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

[Turtle566]

& one more,
What do you call a guy male dinosaur?


A muttabuttasoreass

 

[KurtisB]

It was so cold last night that my computer froze. It's my own fault though, I had too many windows open.

 

[aratliff]

What is the oven’s favorite food?

Bacon

(My nine year old claims to have come up with that himself).

 

[choprzrul]

 

[HARPERC]

 

[Muddyboots]

 

[Mountainman]

OMG.............

 

[JesseJ]

The one with spok n kurk has the win imo.

It’s given me days of spontaneous giggles.

 

[Muddyboots]

The one with spok n kurk has the win imo.

It’s given me days of spontaneous giggles.

 

[choprzrul]

 

[HARPERC]

 

[choprzrul]

That whole eclipse thing......I think it was one giant coverup.....

 

[Muddyboots]

 

[Modoc]

What do to cats do after the fight?

Hiss and make up!

 

[BFD]

I think this joke got lost on old forum version…

A pirate captain walks into a bar with a ship’s wheel on his dick. The bartender says, “Hey Capt! You got a ship’s wheel on your dick!” The Captain replies, “Aarrrgggh matey! I know, and it’s driving me nuts!”

 

[bees!]

 

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