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@Mountainman: how's your "thunder stick?
Not sure if this is humor or not...
Navy photo op showing this new battle rifle. Wonder who their "gunsmith" is? We are doomed.
Navy photo op showing this new battle rifle. Wonder who their "gunsmith" is? We are doomed.
Mountainman
Hammer Time Executive member
I hate it when my buttock isn't properly supported 
Buffoons! Our enemies as well as allies are peeing in pants laughing at our ineptness. Sad as heck to me. We use to have ex military like Gunnies that would put boot up someone's keester for this kind of stupidity. Instead we have a manbun, tattooed, nose ring, publicist that also has a guy using a spinning reel upside down.
JesseJ
Hammer Time Executive member
I have a good friend that is a professional physical trainer (independent contractor) for fort ******* army base.
Will leave unnamed. And no, it’s not the one close to me.
In charge of training new recruits mostly. According to him, currently, if we had to rely on our 18-25 years olds in a conflict, we’d be S O L. Reports that 75% of all of them can’t do A SINGLE push-up.
On occasion, he has the privilege to fine tune some of our more “special “ guys.
Recently, he had the task of trying to break down a small group of unnamed specialists. He was unable to do so. The regimen that he said he subjected them to is unbelievable. The completed it asking for more, without being winded. Proof that we still do have a few bada$$3$ on our side.
Will leave unnamed. And no, it’s not the one close to me.
In charge of training new recruits mostly. According to him, currently, if we had to rely on our 18-25 years olds in a conflict, we’d be S O L. Reports that 75% of all of them can’t do A SINGLE push-up.
On occasion, he has the privilege to fine tune some of our more “special “ guys.
Recently, he had the task of trying to break down a small group of unnamed specialists. He was unable to do so. The regimen that he said he subjected them to is unbelievable. The completed it asking for more, without being winded. Proof that we still do have a few bada$$3$ on our side.
My birthday is in July. The year that I was 71. My wife told me, " Why don't you do 72 push-ups on your birthday?". I told her "That is a long ways away.". She said, "Your birthday is a long ways away." First day I maybe did 10 but on the birthday I told her I" you'll have to count. I have not been keeping track You have to count because I haven't been keeping track." I did 80 and these punks can't do!?
LightTheTower
Hammer Time Executive member
I look 45, feel 55 and act 60… that makes me 160!
